Archives: Cubicles

A collection of office jargon and terms are designed specifically for the man or woman assigned to the management of cubicle wage slaves. A competent office manager should have a firm understanding of these terms. Let us start with the letter A. A ABILITY, n. The quality that distinguishes competent employees from those slated for […]

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Everyday in America, millions of wage slaves are subjected to the intensely mundane environment of the office cubicle. Sadly, many of these workers will become financially and emotionally dependent on the cubicle, thus dashing any hope for a better tomorrow. Let us analyze some troubling facts facing America’s growing population of cubicle workers. The Facts 41,250,000 Americans work […]

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Cu-bi-cle [kyoo-bi-kuh l] a small space or compartment partitioned off from the outside world. Everyday, cubicles are responsible for defrauding millions of well-intentioned human beings from their creativity, health, and wealth. Billions of hours of potential creativity and human experience are washed away into a meaningless oblivion of imaginary waste. Cubicles are detrimental to your health Your cubicle is killing you! Even if you exercise […]

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